Picture Time

Today we have for you something a little different. Pictures! Yeah you know, pictures. To look at.

Oh, hi there

The Claw

Buncha Chodes

Wait how did I get here?

Hella uber moGNARchy hella

Man where's all the good snow at

The landing's totally flat dude

How to do a 360

p.s. Mother nature is taking a cold white dump on us right now.. Going URBAN

Yeah

Be stoked.

A Change of Pace

In lieu of a recent snowboard edit, I think it's time to dig into the video archives on my computer and get a different type of edit up for the moGNARchy. Enjoy... Let me know what you think.

-Mac

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Today's terrible pun:

Did you hear about the peanut who was walking in Central Park at night?

He was a salted

Utah Prayer

I sit now in Lone Peak high school for a debate tournament. While I wait for the next mind-numbingly boring round to start, I can't help but pray that I will get out of here soon and head towards 12" of fresh at snowbird.

Our Father, who art in heaven,

Shredding be thy Name.

Thy kingdom come.

Powder days be done,

On earth as it is in the terrain park.

Give us this day our daily shred.

And forgive us our yard sales,

As we forgive gapers that yard sale before us.

And lead us not into Moguls;

But deliver us from ski Schools:

For thine is the Cirque,

the Mineral Basin, and the Road to Provo,

Forever and ever.

Good Luck to everyone with finals coming up

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Monday Mayhem 12/06/10

Monday Mayhem Episode 2 for your viewing pleasure

Calm Your Pants

Yeah yeah, we've heard it all. "You guys should update more." "You guys don't post enough." Chill, chill brah we're working on it. Believe me if I didn't have to sit in a stupid class all day I'd be out there busting my ass so I could entertain you for +/-20 seconds. Not much in the way of filming went down over Thanksgiving break so calm down. This weekend will be different. Recent trends show that this weekend may be filled with several or all of the following:
Jib Laps at PC
Warmish Temps at Snowbird
Excessive Hanging with the Royal Family
Wimminz
Noshing
Not Debating

So calm your pants until we can get out there and grab some footy aight?


To the haters:

No school fellas

"Sr. Catherine Kamphaus, Superintendent of Catholic Schools, in consultation with the National Weather Service, has recommended that all schools close tomorrow, Wednesday, November 24, 2010. Therefore, all entities of the Skaggs Catholic Center - Guardian Angel Daycare, Saint John the Baptist Elementary, Saint John the Baptist Middle School and Juan Diego Catholic High School - will be closed tomorrow.

Please also note that all PARA basketball practices for both today and tomorrow are canceled."

From KSL:

SALT LAKE CITY -- A blizzard is expected to hit Utah later today, just in time for one of the biggest travel days of the year.

The latest estimate from the National Weather Service predicts the storm front will reach Ogden between 4:30 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. and Salt Lake City between 5:30 p.m and 6:00 p.m. High winds are possible even before the front hits.

Meteorologists say the 3 to 6 inches of snow anticipated in the valleys is not the problem -- it's the combination of snow, extreme cold and possibly damaging winds.

Glen Merrill, a National Weather Service meteorologist in Salt Lake, said, "This will far surpass anything that we've seen, probably for the last several years."

Get ready boys, its gonna be a biggun

Monday Mayhem

Monday Mayhem 11-22-10

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Shreddin' Sunday

Shreddin' Sunday #1: one day at Snowbird.

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Mac and Adam's lone adventure to the bird of snow

On the day of November 20th, I (Adam and Mac) traveled to the land of Snowbird.

During which, our richer friends traveled to Park City to ride on very shitty snow.

(^friends at PC)

Upon arriving at snowbird, we found the snow was not only spectacular, but also abundant. After stomping tricks that were so awesome that they literally caused people's eyes to melt off off their faces, we met up with our local moGNARchy associates from the U of U branch for some friendly shredding and little-sister-insulting. After Adam accosted and injured one of the associates, the latter half of the day was filled with white-wash attempts and gang-level violence towards Adam; including, but not limited to, ski poles to the face, shins, kneecaps, and spinal column.

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Good news from thy mountain has arrived

Thy message reads

"Peruvian Gulch opening tomorrow with a huge storm coming in saturday! 76" YTD, 3,000 vertical from the tram. Best thanksgiving conditions in years! Happy Hollidays from Snowbird"

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G Thug-father Dennis

Father Dennis is the coolest, most pimpenist priest known to the human race. This 80 year old color blind man who knows what is up. He starts out his lecture with a Joke "back when Adam and Eve were my classmates" now yeah it's not funny right? Wrong...say it in a cermet the frog voice with a lisp and imagine him laughing at his own joke. Now there was point in his lecture that really stood out to some some of the crew that we just couldn't stop laughing like when he told his story about stimulating a mouse with an electric shock then shooting it up with cocaine, or "MOMBA YANGOO, thats what africans say," or even "If you want to hallucinate try mushrooms, yeah try mushrooms." This lecture was about the brain and how we become addicted so no way was he advocating drugs he is just an older guy who stumbles over words but regardless funny as hell.

Then he sang us a song
♫ We had a drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head♫

But as we left his room he enlightened us with some knowledge "if your going to drink and you drink more than two or three your in deep shit, yes your in deep shit; dont get in a car, dont!"

Father Dennis does not advocate drugs and he doesnt try to scare you away from them. All he did was tell us how they affect you and why you get addicted to them.

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My School is Gangster

Today after school I walked to the bathroom to take my regular after school dump when I came across a familiar yellow barrier blocking the entrance. A feeling in my bowels informed me that I would not be able to make it upstairs to the only open bathroom in the area. So I decided, knowing what was probably inside, to enter. My suspicions were correct. The notorious JD graffiti-er, renowned for his catchphrase, "Fuck School, Smoke Weed," had struck again. Judging by his past works, this particular individual likely has a strong distaste for the proverbial 'establishment.' Naturally, I chose to seat myself and commence my various intestinal activities in the stall that he had artistically spruced up. Normally the graffiti is quite comical, depicting catchy slogans rife with vulgarity and occasional artistic interpretations ranging from drug paraphernalia to explicit sexual acts. This time was different. Aside from the artist's catchphrase, there was an illustration of a Nazi swastika and this note found below:

Now I ask you this: How effing gangster is my school?

P.S. To the JD graffiti-er:

Usually when a vowel and an E are separated by a single consonant, the vowel takes on its long sound, meaning that what you meant to write as "hidden" actually ends up reading "hide-en." You gotta put in two consonants to avoid that. Come on man this is 2nd grade stuff. Also, most students are taught by about 4th grade that starting sentences with the word "and" is usually frowned upon, and should only be used when providing literary emphasis on the following clause. If you're going to tag up my school at least show a little class when doing it.

What we're listening to

Kid Cudi- MOTM2 ------Matt & Kim- Sidewalks

Camelbackmusic.com

Opening Weekend

Ok so Sunday the crew went up to Snowbird to check it out. Turns out there was only one chair and the tram open. Still it was a pretty sick day to start off the season! Oh and check out Adams wooden door strapped to his size 15 boots. Awesome overhang...

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Pleasant Suprise

So today I got home from school at 12:30 and went outside to work on my summer jib. I'm out there standing on top of this 6 foot tower nailing carpet to it when I get a call from somebody. I fumble around in my pockets and pull out my phone. It's Mac.
"What's up dude?"
"Hey did you hear the news?"
"What news?"
"Snowbird's opening this Saturday!"
Hell yes! I was stoked out of my mind. I had to run inside and look on Snowbird's website to make sure it was all true. It was! It's been over 5 months since I last skied on June 2nd. This has been killing me. But that shit's over now. I'm set for at least the next 6 months. The rest of the moGNARchy is so stoked too. You know that we'll be rounding up the Royal Family to officially kick of the 2010/2011 season. No one's gonna stop us now!

P.S. Here's what Snowbird looks like at the exact moment I'm writing this.

Snowbird SNOWCAM!!!!!!

Either way...

"either way, the mountains are getting pounded like the olson twins as we speak" - Ben Bradford

It's coming...

7 inches of snow this afternoon at Snowbird and a promising forecast ahead.

This means edits will be coming soon.

Maybe a revisitation of the

Welcome

Hey what's up and welcome to the moGNARchy! We're a super fresh super local ski and snowboard crew coming straight outta SLC. We've spent our whole lives shredding the living crap out of the Wasatch mountains which happen to be right in our back yards. Salt Lake has a bomb-ass shredvibe and we're trying to capture that and feed it to you through this blog. With winter quickly approaching, and the level of stokeage here rising to unprecedented levels, we're just about ready to get out there and slay anything and everything that crosses our path. Keep an eye out for us; we'll be dropping edits all the time and documenting our various shenanigans. And remember: If you see the crown, it's going down.