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Artistic Amigos

           This is our buddy Shane Reeve Killing it with Photoshop to create this sick moGNARchy space concept art. Check out the video and SUBSCRIBE!!

Here's the finished Product. 

New jams

enjoyyyy.

DJ Midgellan

      Age 17
Birth Name: Jay Austin Midgley
From: Murray utah
Whips: rocketa 150cc scooter. Mazda 6 stickshift NeverSummer Legacy w/ Raiden bindings
Cars Name: Promethius
Favorite Athlete: byron wells

moGNARchy crew welcomes Austin Midge this week. Austin a.k.a Midgellan is inspiring to become a professional DJ. He mixes music live at our own social gathering creating a so called "GNAR" atmosphere. Here is some of his works:

Steez Words 3/8

Faggot Crows: Noun- An incessant or annoying disturbance during a tranquil period.
                                    
Height Fright:  Verb- Scaring when peering over a cliff


Rawdog: Verb- The act of consuming a precooked, cold hot dog covered in peanut butter


Snow Bukakke: Noun- Mother Nature's facial, a powder day


Trill: Adjective- F*cking Awesome


Note: We encourage you to spice up your vocabulary and use the Steez words in your everyday discourse. The parts of speech assigned to these words is by no means grammatically binding. At one point or another every one of these words has been used as an adjective, verb, noun, or exclamation.

Sunday Zen

     Every sunday the crew heads up to the snowy peaks for a good day of zen. With all the required materials we have ourselves a little BBQ and without we just rawdog it. After snowbird received mother natures bukakke, we took advantage and rode her hard. It was such a warm day avalanche danger was pretty high, so they closed Little Cottonwood Canyon leaving us stranded up there until 7:30. With that said it was enjoyable watching the sheer power of the avalanches as they fell after being shot down by Snowbirds ski patrol crew.

BBQ Swagg

Trend on twitter #rawdog

A very long day on the slopes

Finally some zen

I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

So begins our game of G.N.A.R. To familiarize your with the game of G.N.A.R you need to watch the movie G.N.A.R. The game of G.N.A.R was created by the pro skier Shane Mcconkey, who by the way shouldn't have ever been pro because I am so much better than him. G.N.A.R stands for Gaffney's Numerical Assessment of Radness. Originally the rules of  G.N.A.R  were spelled out in the book Squallywood, but since we do not own a copy and most importantly do not shred Squaw Valley our rules will be slightly different. First points will be awarded or deducted based on a group vote. Once a point value is agreed upon it cannot change and will be in effect for the entirety of the competition.

For more info on our game check out the page
                                           http://www.mognarchy.com/p/game-of-gnar.html

Steez Words Round 1: Classics

Steez Words are about as old as the moGNARchy itself. Back in 2009, we would create or discover 2 new words every week, and attempt to use them as much as we could. We'll be posting at least 2 new Steez Words every week so that all you hold farts can keep up with the hip new lingo. You can check out our Steez Word dictionary in the navigation bar at the top of this page. To start things off, here's a collection of my personal favorites from the good old days. These are...the classic Steez Words:


Brobley: Noun-The area where the inner thigh meets the pelvis. On individuals with well shaped abdominals, you can trace the line of muscle definition from the top of the hips to the brobleys.


Biscuit: Noun-A firearm, more specifically, a handgun.

Bombskees: Adjective-Possessing or having extreme steez, awesomeness, and all around badassery.

Brick: Adjective-Cold or lacking in heat.

Dangerosity: Noun-The characteristic of being dangerous.

Gnosh: Verb-To eat with gusto.
           Noun-A meal which will be eaten with great enthusiasm.

Gooch: Noun-The perineum or taint. I'll let you look that one up yourself.
            Verb-To pull something off very narrowly or 'by the hair of a gnat's ass."

Goomba: Noun-Originally derived from the mushroom demons of the Mario Bros. franchise, the term 'goomba' refers to anybody who is lesser than you in a particular activity or is generally lacking in steez.

Ignant: Adjective-The ignorant way of saying 'ignorant.' When something has an excess of thugly steezitude, it's ignant.


Moomba: Noun-Similar in to the word 'goomba,' a 'moomba' is somebody who generally just fails at everything in life.

Neasty: Adjective-Disgusting or revolting, particularly when referring to a person.

Punani: Noun-The Holiest of Holeys. Whispering Eye so good, it's sacred.

Retardulous: Adjective-Something that is so ridiculous, it's straight retarded.

Scrilla: Noun-Money


Steez: Noun-Straight up easy flow and mad unique style. Confidence and skill expressed via actions and phrases that knock people back in awe an amazement. You either got it or you don't. Combination of the words 'style' and 'ease.'




Note: The parts of speech assigned to these words is by no means grammatically binding. At one point or another every one of these words has been used as an adjective, verb, noun, or exclamation.

Rail jam

Andy Touched this guy's ski