Steez Words Round 1: Classics

Steez Words are about as old as the moGNARchy itself. Back in 2009, we would create or discover 2 new words every week, and attempt to use them as much as we could. We'll be posting at least 2 new Steez Words every week so that all you hold farts can keep up with the hip new lingo. You can check out our Steez Word dictionary in the navigation bar at the top of this page. To start things off, here's a collection of my personal favorites from the good old days. These are...the classic Steez Words:


Brobley: Noun-The area where the inner thigh meets the pelvis. On individuals with well shaped abdominals, you can trace the line of muscle definition from the top of the hips to the brobleys.


Biscuit: Noun-A firearm, more specifically, a handgun.

Bombskees: Adjective-Possessing or having extreme steez, awesomeness, and all around badassery.

Brick: Adjective-Cold or lacking in heat.

Dangerosity: Noun-The characteristic of being dangerous.

Gnosh: Verb-To eat with gusto.
           Noun-A meal which will be eaten with great enthusiasm.

Gooch: Noun-The perineum or taint. I'll let you look that one up yourself.
            Verb-To pull something off very narrowly or 'by the hair of a gnat's ass."

Goomba: Noun-Originally derived from the mushroom demons of the Mario Bros. franchise, the term 'goomba' refers to anybody who is lesser than you in a particular activity or is generally lacking in steez.

Ignant: Adjective-The ignorant way of saying 'ignorant.' When something has an excess of thugly steezitude, it's ignant.


Moomba: Noun-Similar in to the word 'goomba,' a 'moomba' is somebody who generally just fails at everything in life.

Neasty: Adjective-Disgusting or revolting, particularly when referring to a person.

Punani: Noun-The Holiest of Holeys. Whispering Eye so good, it's sacred.

Retardulous: Adjective-Something that is so ridiculous, it's straight retarded.

Scrilla: Noun-Money


Steez: Noun-Straight up easy flow and mad unique style. Confidence and skill expressed via actions and phrases that knock people back in awe an amazement. You either got it or you don't. Combination of the words 'style' and 'ease.'




Note: The parts of speech assigned to these words is by no means grammatically binding. At one point or another every one of these words has been used as an adjective, verb, noun, or exclamation.