No school fellas

"Sr. Catherine Kamphaus, Superintendent of Catholic Schools, in consultation with the National Weather Service, has recommended that all schools close tomorrow, Wednesday, November 24, 2010. Therefore, all entities of the Skaggs Catholic Center - Guardian Angel Daycare, Saint John the Baptist Elementary, Saint John the Baptist Middle School and Juan Diego Catholic High School - will be closed tomorrow.

Please also note that all PARA basketball practices for both today and tomorrow are canceled."

From KSL:

SALT LAKE CITY -- A blizzard is expected to hit Utah later today, just in time for one of the biggest travel days of the year.

The latest estimate from the National Weather Service predicts the storm front will reach Ogden between 4:30 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. and Salt Lake City between 5:30 p.m and 6:00 p.m. High winds are possible even before the front hits.

Meteorologists say the 3 to 6 inches of snow anticipated in the valleys is not the problem -- it's the combination of snow, extreme cold and possibly damaging winds.

Glen Merrill, a National Weather Service meteorologist in Salt Lake, said, "This will far surpass anything that we've seen, probably for the last several years."

Get ready boys, its gonna be a biggun

G Thug-father Dennis

Father Dennis is the coolest, most pimpenist priest known to the human race. This 80 year old color blind man who knows what is up. He starts out his lecture with a Joke "back when Adam and Eve were my classmates" now yeah it's not funny right? Wrong...say it in a cermet the frog voice with a lisp and imagine him laughing at his own joke. Now there was point in his lecture that really stood out to some some of the crew that we just couldn't stop laughing like when he told his story about stimulating a mouse with an electric shock then shooting it up with cocaine, or "MOMBA YANGOO, thats what africans say," or even "If you want to hallucinate try mushrooms, yeah try mushrooms." This lecture was about the brain and how we become addicted so no way was he advocating drugs he is just an older guy who stumbles over words but regardless funny as hell.

Then he sang us a song
♫ We had a drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head♫

But as we left his room he enlightened us with some knowledge "if your going to drink and you drink more than two or three your in deep shit, yes your in deep shit; dont get in a car, dont!"

Father Dennis does not advocate drugs and he doesnt try to scare you away from them. All he did was tell us how they affect you and why you get addicted to them.

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My School is Gangster

Today after school I walked to the bathroom to take my regular after school dump when I came across a familiar yellow barrier blocking the entrance. A feeling in my bowels informed me that I would not be able to make it upstairs to the only open bathroom in the area. So I decided, knowing what was probably inside, to enter. My suspicions were correct. The notorious JD graffiti-er, renowned for his catchphrase, "Fuck School, Smoke Weed," had struck again. Judging by his past works, this particular individual likely has a strong distaste for the proverbial 'establishment.' Naturally, I chose to seat myself and commence my various intestinal activities in the stall that he had artistically spruced up. Normally the graffiti is quite comical, depicting catchy slogans rife with vulgarity and occasional artistic interpretations ranging from drug paraphernalia to explicit sexual acts. This time was different. Aside from the artist's catchphrase, there was an illustration of a Nazi swastika and this note found below:

Now I ask you this: How effing gangster is my school?

P.S. To the JD graffiti-er:

Usually when a vowel and an E are separated by a single consonant, the vowel takes on its long sound, meaning that what you meant to write as "hidden" actually ends up reading "hide-en." You gotta put in two consonants to avoid that. Come on man this is 2nd grade stuff. Also, most students are taught by about 4th grade that starting sentences with the word "and" is usually frowned upon, and should only be used when providing literary emphasis on the following clause. If you're going to tag up my school at least show a little class when doing it.